
I don't know if I can say enough about the horror that is the bathroom on the main floor. Let me count the ways: billion year old
black laminate; pink sparkly wallpaper (
not meant to be ironic), pink
plastic tiles; a homemade plywood vanity; a safety bar for a towel rack - with (count 'em) 4 actual towel racks
in the tub; the giant, but not very useful medicine cabinet; the buzzing fluorescent light fixture (of the kind found

hanging in cheap Chinese restaurants) so great for applying make-up to; the ceramic fishies with gold ceramic bubbles decorating the wall above the tub; and finally, the wooden toilet seat that really brings the whole thing together. The tub itself is a large cast iron thingee that I will have to redecorate

around. There isn't a shower - even though there is a shower curtain(?) - and it has this weird little spigot that would be impossible to either take a quick sit-down bath with or actually fill the tub. I have already begun to delaminate. The tub is actually heavily encased in wood. I thought it might be a clawfoot, but I now don't think so. I think the wood is original, as is the laminated rim around the tub. Fortunately, the tub

fits end-to-end in the space it's in and I will be able to easily plumb a shower over it. I'm going to tile the tub surround, the face of the tub, and the floor. Add a smaller vanity, a non-tilted toilet*, a real non-buzzing light fixture and some n0n-sparkly paint, a

functional medicine cabinet and I will be a much happier camper. If you've got some inspiration for this little room, I'm open to any ideas...
*Yes, I bought the Fun House. Everything has a tilt or angle to it.