Two things you should know about me: I don't smoke and I virtually live in fleece (no, no I'm not proud of this, but I work at home, by myself and it's warm, fuzzy and comfy). Therefore I find it distressing when I'm working and have a brain fart or a spaz and discover - yet again - what happens when very hot metal comes into contact with plastic fabric. It's particularly distressing when I'm wearing my favorite light fleece pullover which now looks like I fell asleep while smoking in bed or something. Not attractive.
Maybe I'll just burn a pattern into it. Yeah, I meant to do that!